A List of Things That Make Me Nervous Indicating I Might Not Be Suited For This World

1. Women in Tory Burch flats 2. ¬†Identical twins 3. Waiters/ Waitresses 4. Unexpected Siri interruptions 5. People with yoga mats 6. Restaurants without printed menus 7. Guys in long-sleeve tees 8. Botoxed women 9. Quiet talkers 10. Chain noises 11. Children on bikes 12. Jamba Juice boosts 13. Flavored teas 14. Umbrellas 15. ¬†Whole …