I WRITE THINGS
A few weeks ago I finished reading Amy Schumer's "Girl with the Lower Back Tatoo." Part of the memoir was Schumer copying pages from her teenage journal and then adding footnotes from her present self. It was both brilliant and hilarious and also something I have done within the pages of my childhood journals. So, …
It sounds like completing your magnum opus would be a piece of cake, once you learn how to effectively work the term into everyday conversation. Surprisingly, though, I have found that is not the case. So what do you do until it is magically complete? Until sudden fame hits you over the head with a …
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This may sound like a ridiculous task: the cataloging of all the passerby I have courageously handed my card to and said "be in touch." In truth, it's not. People terrify me. 1. My Mother If I were to judge the stake in the corporation that is me, she would have the highest based on …
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I should start by saying I am always on a quest for tips to aid me in antisocial behavior. Not to fix it, to continue it. My beloved and scratched iPod classic has decided to no longer play anything from the classic rock era. Which is ironic since I have been told by beanie-wearing fourth …
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