I WRITE THINGS
Making fun of the mentally ill Domestic violence Wage gap Grabbing pussy Mansplaining “You’re not like other girls” Making decisions for large groups of people of which they don’t belong Fragile masculinity Ladies’ Night The patriarchy Locker room talk “Blurred Lines” Coining “feminazi” Briefly pushing Leslie Jones off Twitter
It sounds like completing your magnum opus would be a piece of cake, once you learn how to effectively work the term into everyday conversation. Surprisingly, though, I have found that is not the case. So what do you do until it is magically complete? Until sudden fame hits you over the head with a …
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Don't have a hilarious rambling post for you today. Nope. Instead I have the inaugural episode of a podcast I started called Fully Loaded. Here's about it... Well hello there we are John and Daniella and welcome to Fully Loaded’s inaugural podcast! Fully Loaded aims to be the chaotic love child of pop culture and …
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1. Women in Tory Burch flats 2. Identical twins 3. Waiters/ Waitresses 4. Unexpected Siri interruptions 5. People with yoga mats 6. Restaurants without printed menus 7. Guys in long-sleeve tees 8. Botoxed women 9. Quiet talkers 10. Chain noises 11. Children on bikes 12. Jamba Juice boosts 13. Flavored teas 14. Umbrellas 15. Whole …
This may sound like a ridiculous task: the cataloging of all the passerby I have courageously handed my card to and said "be in touch." In truth, it's not. People terrify me. 1. My Mother If I were to judge the stake in the corporation that is me, she would have the highest based on …
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I should start by saying I am always on a quest for tips to aid me in antisocial behavior. Not to fix it, to continue it. My beloved and scratched iPod classic has decided to no longer play anything from the classic rock era. Which is ironic since I have been told by beanie-wearing fourth …
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