What Happened When I Spoke to the Christian Grey ChatBot Using Chaka Khan’s “I’m Every Woman”

After finding out that I too could have a rocket in my pocket in the form of one Mr. Grey, I decided to give it a spin. I mean, what’s a girl to do? I know! Conduct an entire conversation with this sexual robot using only the lyrics from Chaka Khan’s “Im Every Woman.” Because.

The Woes of Men: A List of Things We Should Cut Guys Some Slack On

Making fun of the mentally ill Domestic violence Wage gap Grabbing pussy Mansplaining “You’re not like other girls” Making decisions for large groups of people of which they don’t belong Fragile masculinity Ladies’ Night The patriarchy Locker room talk “Blurred Lines” Coining “feminazi” Briefly pushing Leslie Jones off Twitter