Confession: There’s Nothing Coming Out of These Obnoxious Headphones

I should start by saying I am always on a quest for tips to aid me in antisocial behavior. Not to fix it, to continue it. My beloved and scratched iPod classic has decided to no longer play anything from the classic rock era. Which is ironic since I have been told by beanie-wearing fourth …

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10 Ways to Casually Pretend You Aren’t Poor

So I don’t know about you, but I’m poor. Not like I have a dog on a chain, dreadlocks and hang out in front of bodegas. But in the way that I have to pay tuition for art school and live in a shoebox I can’t afford. I count my change and bring it to …

Why Hello There

I have decided to make my triumphant  anti-climactic return back to the blogosphere. Blogging was my game for a long time until I gave it up to focus solely on my pretentious writing career.  But oh do I miss it, so I'm back. Ready for action, or to put action all over ya'll.  Give you …