Current State in the Writing Process: Waiting for the Messiah

It sounds like completing your magnum opus would be a piece of cake, once you learn how to effectively work the term into everyday conversation. Surprisingly, though, I have found that is not the case. So what do you do until it is magically complete? Until sudden fame hits you over the head with a …

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The Tumblr Machines

This is not a real post. This is one of those shameless promotional things in which I wave something shiny in front of your face and beg you not to turn away. For a while now I have been doing this fun little thing in which I procrastinate writing ( and indulge myself) by making …

A List of Things That Make Me Nervous Indicating I Might Not Be Suited For This World

1. Women in Tory Burch flats 2.  Identical twins 3. Waiters/ Waitresses 4. Unexpected Siri interruptions 5. People with yoga mats 6. Restaurants without printed menus 7. Guys in long-sleeve tees 8. Botoxed women 9. Quiet talkers 10. Chain noises 11. Children on bikes 12. Jamba Juice boosts 13. Flavored teas 14. Umbrellas 15.  Whole …