Types of Guys At Your Local Dive

For your convenience I have cataloged and organized all men found in bars. Yes, yes, you are very welcome. This list is the product of extensive observation, and maybe some hands on research. The Brewmaster  We find this particular species of male very appealing. Except those of us who prefer 5 o'clock shadows to beards. …

It’s Pitbull! It’s Pitbull! Nooo It’s A Podcast

Don't have a hilarious rambling post for you today. Nope. Instead I have the inaugural episode of a podcast I started called Fully Loaded. Here's about it... Well hello there we are John and Daniella and welcome to Fully Loaded’s inaugural podcast! Fully Loaded aims to be the chaotic love child of pop culture and …

A List of Things That Make Me Nervous Indicating I Might Not Be Suited For This World

1. Women in Tory Burch flats 2.  Identical twins 3. Waiters/ Waitresses 4. Unexpected Siri interruptions 5. People with yoga mats 6. Restaurants without printed menus 7. Guys in long-sleeve tees 8. Botoxed women 9. Quiet talkers 10. Chain noises 11. Children on bikes 12. Jamba Juice boosts 13. Flavored teas 14. Umbrellas 15.  Whole …

Why Hello There

I have decided to make my triumphant  anti-climactic return back to the blogosphere. Blogging was my game for a long time until I gave it up to focus solely on my pretentious writing career.  But oh do I miss it, so I'm back. Ready for action, or to put action all over ya'll.  Give you …