I WRITE THINGS
For your convenience I have cataloged and organized all men found in bars. Yes, yes, you are very welcome. This list is the product of extensive observation, and maybe some hands on research. The Brewmaster We find this particular species of male very appealing. Except those of us who prefer 5 o'clock shadows to beards. …
Don't have a hilarious rambling post for you today. Nope. Instead I have the inaugural episode of a podcast I started called Fully Loaded. Here's about it... Well hello there we are John and Daniella and welcome to Fully Loaded’s inaugural podcast! Fully Loaded aims to be the chaotic love child of pop culture and …
Continue reading "It’s Pitbull! It’s Pitbull! Nooo It’s A Podcast"
1. Women in Tory Burch flats 2. Identical twins 3. Waiters/ Waitresses 4. Unexpected Siri interruptions 5. People with yoga mats 6. Restaurants without printed menus 7. Guys in long-sleeve tees 8. Botoxed women 9. Quiet talkers 10. Chain noises 11. Children on bikes 12. Jamba Juice boosts 13. Flavored teas 14. Umbrellas 15. Whole …
This may sound like a ridiculous task: the cataloging of all the passerby I have courageously handed my card to and said "be in touch." In truth, it's not. People terrify me. 1. My Mother If I were to judge the stake in the corporation that is me, she would have the highest based on …
Continue reading "All The Times I’ve Handed Out My Business Card"
I should start by saying I am always on a quest for tips to aid me in antisocial behavior. Not to fix it, to continue it. My beloved and scratched iPod classic has decided to no longer play anything from the classic rock era. Which is ironic since I have been told by beanie-wearing fourth …
Continue reading "Confession: There’s Nothing Coming Out of These Obnoxious Headphones"
So I don’t know about you, but I’m poor. Not like I have a dog on a chain, dreadlocks and hang out in front of bodegas. But in the way that I have to pay tuition for art school and live in a shoebox I can’t afford. I count my change and bring it to …
Continue reading "10 Ways to Casually Pretend You Aren’t Poor"
I have decided to make my triumphant anti-climactic return back to the blogosphere. Blogging was my game for a long time until I gave it up to focus solely on my pretentious writing career. But oh do I miss it, so I'm back. Ready for action, or to put action all over ya'll. Give you …
