I WRITE THINGS
It sounds like completing your magnum opus would be a piece of cake, once you learn how to effectively work the term into everyday conversation. Surprisingly, though, I have found that is not the case. So what do you do until it is magically complete? Until sudden fame hits you over the head with a …
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This is not a real post. This is one of those shameless promotional things in which I wave something shiny in front of your face and beg you not to turn away. For a while now I have been doing this fun little thing in which I procrastinate writing ( and indulge myself) by making …
Well it seems that despite our best efforts we are going to keep getting more of the Trump. This time as a host on SNL, which he is probably more suited for than behind a podium at the presidential debate. So many scenarios could happen. So many things could be said. So much of the …
For your convenience I have cataloged and organized all men found in bars. Yes, yes, you are very welcome. This list is the product of extensive observation, and maybe some hands on research. The Brewmaster We find this particular species of male very appealing. Except those of us who prefer 5 o'clock shadows to beards. …
Don't have a hilarious rambling post for you today. Nope. Instead I have the inaugural episode of a podcast I started called Fully Loaded. Here's about it... Well hello there we are John and Daniella and welcome to Fully Loaded’s inaugural podcast! Fully Loaded aims to be the chaotic love child of pop culture and …
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1. Women in Tory Burch flats 2. Identical twins 3. Waiters/ Waitresses 4. Unexpected Siri interruptions 5. People with yoga mats 6. Restaurants without printed menus 7. Guys in long-sleeve tees 8. Botoxed women 9. Quiet talkers 10. Chain noises 11. Children on bikes 12. Jamba Juice boosts 13. Flavored teas 14. Umbrellas 15. Whole …
This may sound like a ridiculous task: the cataloging of all the passerby I have courageously handed my card to and said "be in touch." In truth, it's not. People terrify me. 1. My Mother If I were to judge the stake in the corporation that is me, she would have the highest based on …
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