A List of Things That Make Me Nervous Indicating I Might Not Be Suited For This World

1. Women in Tory Burch flats

2.  Identical twins

3. Waiters/ Waitresses

4. Unexpected Siri interruptions

5. People with yoga mats

6. Restaurants without printed menus

7. Guys in long-sleeve tees

8. Botoxed women

9. Quiet talkers

10. Chain noises

11. Children on bikes

12. Jamba Juice boosts

13. Flavored teas

14. Umbrellas

15.  Whole Foods buffet

16. Dressing rooms with mirrors on the outside

17. Dogs in purses

18. E-cigarettes

19. Ladies of the night

20. Ordering cocktails

21. Dogs that look like their owners

22. Smalltalk with hairdressers

23. Jesus.

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